
"I can't promise you that you'll become a millionaire by selling that attic full of baseball cards. But I can guarantee you that I'll teach you everything you need to know about E-bay, by cleaning out your garage, and probably putting some money in your pocket at the same time."
John, you can come on over and clean out my garage, and put some money in my pockets, anytime.
Ratings: 1 (low) to 4 (high)
Stickiness: 3
Quality: 3
Hit/Miss: Miss
Overall: 3
Comments: Use a script editor next time